The treats are made with molasses, oat flour, and water - then decorated with royal icing (basically powdered sugar, vanilla, and some egg white powder for stability). So no artificial preservatives. It’s suggested you give then to your horse or pony within 4 weeks of purchase.

Okay. LEGALLY, these cannot be sold for human consumption or advertised as such.

However, you know horse girls - they’ll bite into anything after a ride. So I’ve seen people eat them with no ill effects. I use human-grade ingredients. But again, legally I cannot say “yes, a human can eat them”.

They are not. My recipe is about 2 parts oat flour, 1 part wheat flour, 1 part molasses. If you need a batch of GF treats, contact me and we’ll work out a custom order.

No yet. But soon!

Think about it. Male models are genetically constructed to become assassins. They’re in peak physical condition. They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world. Most important of all, models don’t think for themselves. They do as they’re told.

Are you serious? I just told you a moment ago.